Pandora's Box


In the beginning there was only chaos. Disorder abounded from churning
darkness and fiery strife.

One day the hierarchies took their place in the sparkling skies and the
Earth blossomed into peaceful paradise- with the creation of man the
Titans of iron and dust emerged. Earth was domineered and plundered
with force. They took more than they were given and turned a hollow blind
eye to the plights of the Mother Rites.

Alas the great Mother that grounds the roots of trees, sings in the wind and
flows through the waters had her fill of these fleshy imposter gods. So
WOMAN was created by magic, and born of fruit. She was sent to
populate, to redeem, to devour, to delight.

When she came, she brought in a kaleidoscope of glittering lights, with
focus and will radiating from her being. She outstretched her hands- in it
she held a box… Bestowed upon her with gifts of the newly placed
Goddesses and Gods. From Venus: there was beauty. From Athena: there
was order. From Hera: there was a touch of malice. From Mercury:
persuasion. And from Hecate- there was the braided gift of power &

It is this box, her divine and deviant gifts reimbodied in these delectable
treats. Slip past the virginal ribbon seal, let her confections pour into your
senses, mind, and soul. Open up to the blooming taste of magic. Savor the
clean ingredients, give in to the impure thoughts she might inspire, prosper
in your quest for a life of Virtuous Hedonism.
And should you consume all too soon, do not fret- the magic cannot be
spent. For she is filled with the everlasting waves of the Great Goddess
Mother’s truest gift: HOPE.

Featuring 18 peices of #virtuoushedonsim


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